Eastern Onion Singing Telegram - San Francisco, CA Singing Telegrams in San Francisco make for a perfect surprise. Call 415-673-9806 A Singing Telegram is more than someone showing up and singing a song. It's a ten to fifteen minute comedy skit with a comedy song performed by a professional entertainer as the character of your choice. Each show incorporates special information about the recipient and is a one of a kind event. These are some of our favorites. Anniversary - Birthday - Get Well - New Baby |