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Eastern Onion Singing Telegrams and More!
Eastern Onion Singing Telegrams and More!

Eastern Onion® has been supplying first class entertainment since everyone wore bell bottoms the first time around! We are more than just funny singing telegrams and exotic Belly Dancers. Along with our creative, classy, and funny singing telegrams we have wonderful clowns and characters for childrens' parties and talented, diverse professional actors and performers for corporate meetings and events. We also provide Human Directionals to draw customers to your business. Check out our FABULOUS Flamingos by the Yard®!

Have a stroll around our web site and you'll get an idea of what we're capable of. We are always professional and always fun. That's why we say we take our funny business seriously!

NOTE: Each Location Offers Different Performers and Services
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